Thursday, September 29, 2011

Rock It Out

You have just been given the direct order to rock out!
Rock out like you've just been given a new car with that new car smell that new cars always have,

and in the back of that new car with that new car smell,
it had that wicked awesome SuBwOoFeR you've always wanted.

Rock it out like your favorite JaM just came on, like the volume is StUcK... on MaXiMuM VoLuMe!


Rock it like this is your last night, LiVe To RoCk, and RoCk To LiVe!

Rock out like you've just originated the FlYeSt dance move that's being danced ALL over the world!

Rock it out like you're the only person who knows what "RoCkInG OuT" is.
RoCk OuT LoUd. RoCk OuT In PuBLic. GrAb YoUr GiRlS, GrAb YoUr BoYs To RoCk WiTh Ya!

Rock it out like MaMa just made your favorite meal. You smell it and you can already taste it, so you savor it cause mama just RoCkeD your favorite meal!

Rock it like you've just won a million dollars. Reporters are outside your house asking you,"You've just won a million dollars!" "What are you gonna do next?!"
you say,.....
"I'm gonna Rock It Out!"

1 comment:

  1. haha i love this post all together. great stuff. my favorite line is, "Rock out like you've just originated the FlYeSt dance move that's being danced ALL over the world!"

    Keep it up, I like your writing.

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